Funny urdu sms

Salam

yahan ap urdu main funny sms post kar saktey hain but please sirf udru main

acha to dostoo app ko pata hai india main SMS ka kya matlab hai

un ka ek special SMS hai
JO BOLTA BHI HAI

CHALTA BHI HAI
USSKI MOUNCHAIN BHI HAIN OR PAGRA BHI PEHNTA HAI
name hai usska SMS

S= Sirdar
M=Manmohan
S= Singh

salam ji

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

mdrrrrrrrrrrr pas mal vos sms

mdrrr c'est vraix que c'est marrant mais c'est dommage que y'en a que sur les sardar les pauvre

loll


1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1:Bataya Tha
2:Phir
1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

Dun¡a ma¡ 2 log he haseen or zaheen hy

1 wo j¡ska msg ap parh rahe ha¡

or

2 Wo j¡s ne ye msg ap ko send k¡a ha¡.

Sanu ishq de wich behaal na kar,

Saadoi zaat da kuj khayal ty kar,

Ek message kar day

Tu beshak Sanu Call na kar.

Jail Mai Sardar Ka Dost Us Se Milne Ata Hai,
Or Us Puchta Hai
Tum Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gai
Ke Tum Jail Me Ho Sardar:
Main Ne Bank Luta...............
..............................................
Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya

Mister K

hahaha trop fort usman bhai trop forttttttttttttt

Mister K

Ye Badal Ye Bijli Sirf Aapke Liye Hai,
Ye MausaM Ye Hawa Sirf Aapke Liye Hai,
6 Mahine Bet Gaye Aapko Nahaye Hue,
Ye Barish Sirf Aapke Liye Hai…

lol vos sms MISTER K et Usman

thnx miss95 tu c que twa aussi tu peux posté lolz

SARDAR: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ?? ek bhi nahi jal rahi !
SARDAR KA BETA : kya baat kartay ho papa sub check kar kay laya hoon !

MDRRR

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, TEA se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.



mdrr les sardar

euuh les povres sardar comme je les aimes bien je vais en mettre d'autres !

Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle
boil kar lena chahiye …

Sardar: Lekin Janab,
boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga…?

trop fort vos blagues et sms surtout madiha

Loool

Ben pour la peine jten mets d'autres


Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

mdrrrrr trop beteeee XD


Sardar walking at night. Saamne gober para tha...
Sardar ne jhuk kar ungli daal kar chakkha aur bola:
"Oh yeh tau gobar hai...!! Shukar hai mera pair nahi para..!"

C'est un oufff mdr


SARDAR to DOCTOR: Mujhey ek problem hay
DOCTOR: Kya?
SARDAR: Bat kartay waqt admi dikhai nahin deta
DOCTOR: aisa kab hota hay?
SARDAR: Phone kartay waqt

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
Kisi ne pucha,umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola:
"Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega???"



Mdr pagalll sardar

Ak Pathan Dosry Sa Apko Kabi Kisi Sa Pyar Hoia Hia?

Haan Yar Per Wo Manti Hi Nahi

Acha Kia Khati Hia?

Khati Hia

I Love U

Na Jana Ya Ullu Ka Patha U Kon Hia......

Sardar told his son:
‘‘o tu ghabra mat,
tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘
Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai‘‘…….

Pas mal

Pas mal