Funny urdu sms

les blagues

Wada Kero

Tum Zindagi May Her Chiz Mojh Se Share Kero Gay
Khushi
Gham
Dukh
Sukh
Or Apna
Bank Account Bhi

Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega,MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega....Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega...

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,


Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,


Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,



Ab raha nahin jata,




Chatri Lauta de Bhai

Asalam O Alaykoum!!

Mdrrrrrrrrr Mana trop fort!!

trop fort Mana

mdrrrr trop fort toi Mana

lol merci eu



Mother : Aray yeh billi ka bacha kasay mar gaya ?

Baby : Mom main usko nehla raha tha to yeh margaya.

Mother : Aray nehlaneyy say kasay margaya ?

Baby : Yeh nehlanay say thori mara ha wo to mainey usko nichora tha na to yeh margaya..

lol Mana tro funny

Ager tum kisi ghareeb ko
us ka haq nahi dila saktay to.
jo us k pass he wo b cheen lo.
Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari

Ek admi raat 3 bje uttha, tahajud ki namaz aada ke, aur
Dua krne lga
“Mere mola sb so rhe hai ur
main teri ibadat kr rha hu”

Ye sun kr barabar waly ghar Se awaz ayi
“Kameny to apni dua mang
hamari shikayat q kr rha hy”

Ek shrabi bus men sawar hua to seat pr bethay molvi ne kaha:

Tum jahanum k rasty pe ja rahy ho.

Sharabi Chillaya:

Roko roko men ghalat bus men baith gaya hon.

mdrrr Khan trop fort avec Ghalat bus wala

PRINCIPAL----
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine
and 3rd time 500.

STUDENT----
Monthly paas ka kya fine hoga sir...

Arz kya hai

roz terey pangey houn gé
roz terey dungey houn gey
agar mujhe sms nahi kiya to yaad rakhna
tere baara bachchey houn géy
OR SAREY LAFANGEy HOUN GEY

lolz sahiba

A policeman caught a Pathan driver stopping the bus at the road and began asking questions:

Policeman: “Tumne bich road pe bus Kyun rok di?”

Pathan: Hum seher mein naya aaya hai magar Kanoon nahi torta! Woh samne dekho likha hai “Bus Stop” Toh humne rok diya

Asalam O Alaykoum

lol trop marrant

]Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
lolzz

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kuch na kaha,
bhala kiun,
kiun ke saas bhi kabhi Bahu thiiiiiiiii ........... lolzzz

KYOUNKEH saas bhi bahu thi
lolzzzzzzz mana

Teri girl friend gayi bazaar,
usey mil gaya naaya yaar,
ab tu beth ke,
MAKHIYAAN MAAR...

Memon: Yeh kela (banana) kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 paisa ka deta hai?
Shopkeeper: 60 paise me to sirf chilka milega.
Memon: Lee 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de.

lolzz
super vos blagues

wah ji wah nice latifas Mana ji

very funny vos sms